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Paranoid Parrot

girl sends me flirty text her friend stole her phone and is pulling a prank on her

girl sends me flirty text her friend stole her phone and is pulling a prank on her Paranoid Parrot
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flushes spider down the toilet flushes again just in case

flushes spider down the toilet flushes again just in case Paranoid Parrot
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slight stomach nausea im going to die

slight stomach nausea im going to die Paranoid Parrot
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following armored truck on the way home better slow down so they don't think i'm going to rob them

following armored truck on the way home better slow down so they don't think i'm going to rob them Paranoid Parrot
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Hears car door closing outside my car is being stolen

Hears car door closing outside my car is being stolen Paranoid Parrot
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Walking a few metres behind a girl at night at exactly the same pace she must think i'm a rapist

Walking a few metres behind a girl at night at exactly the same pace she must think i'm a rapist Paranoid Parrot
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hears footsteps in the stacks this is how i die

hears footsteps in the stacks this is how i die Paranoid Parrot
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somebody says "noob" in black ops assume they're talking about you even though you have a good score/rank

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Hit Lock Button on Car keys Hit three more times before going inside

Hit Lock Button on Car keys Hit three more times before going inside Paranoid Parrot
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come home alone at night yell real loud, in a deep voice, to let murderer know i am not to be messed with

come home alone at night yell real loud, in a deep voice, to let murderer know i am not to be messed with Paranoid Parrot
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