Paranoid Parrot

Goes into public restroom Looks for urinal to make sure its the men's restroom

Goes into public restroom Looks for urinal to make sure its the men's restroom  Paranoid Parrot

backs out of private garage in gated community waits to make sure intruder doesn't intrude before i drive away

backs out of private garage in gated community waits to make sure intruder doesn't intrude before i drive away  Paranoid Parrot

Occupy Handicapped Stall Someone in a wheelchair is going to enter the bathroom any minute

Occupy Handicapped Stall Someone in a wheelchair is going to enter the bathroom any minute  Paranoid Parrot

ass is sweaty on hot day it's poop

ass is sweaty on hot day it's poop  Paranoid Parrot

Fuck You Staring At Hoe ? You Aint Bout Dat Life !

Fuck You Staring At Hoe ? You Aint Bout Dat Life !  Paranoid Parrot

Makes a meme googles every word to avoid making a spelling mistake

Makes a meme googles every word to avoid making a spelling mistake   Paranoid Parrot

IDENTIFY WITH 99% OF PARANOID PARROTS NEVER SEEK HELP

IDENTIFY WITH 99% OF PARANOID PARROTS NEVER SEEK HELP  Paranoid Parrot

Girlfriend doesn't feel well She must be pregnant

Girlfriend doesn't feel well She must be pregnant  Paranoid Parrot

Gets invisibility power up in temple run still avoids all obstacles

Gets invisibility power up in temple run still avoids all obstacles   Paranoid Parrot

Refreshes facebook, girl posts picture 'A second ago' Waits 2 minutes before liking to not look like stalker

Refreshes facebook, girl posts picture 'A second ago' Waits 2 minutes before liking to not look like stalker  Paranoid Parrot
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