Paranoid Parrot

e-mail professor with late assignment failed the class

e-mail professor with late assignment failed the class  Paranoid Parrot

Make new post delete on first downvote

Make new post delete on first downvote  Paranoid Parrot

see ambulance speed by someone I know and love must be dying

see ambulance speed by someone I know and love must be dying  Paranoid Parrot

Asian guy with a DSLR? Oh no! CreeperComforts found me!

Asian guy with a DSLR? Oh no! CreeperComforts found me!  Paranoid Parrot

Hears Sirens THE PURGE!

Hears Sirens THE PURGE!  Paranoid Parrot

Has to use the toilet flushes once before using it incase of spiders

Has to use the toilet flushes once before using it incase of spiders   Paranoid Parrot

defriended by someone on facebook spend two hours trying to figure out who it was

defriended by someone on facebook spend two hours trying to figure out who it was  Paranoid Parrot

A FLY IS FLYING AROUND ME I MUST SMELL LIKE SHIT

A FLY IS FLYING AROUND ME I MUST SMELL LIKE SHIT  Paranoid Parrot

Hear the click and see the lock come to place try opening the door, just in case

Hear the click and see the lock come to place try opening the door, just in case  Paranoid Parrot

Sees famous person next to triangle MUST BE ILLUMINATI

Sees famous person next to triangle  MUST BE ILLUMINATI  Paranoid Parrot
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