Paranoid Parrot

Favorite show available in HD and SD Better DVR both to make sure it records

Favorite show available in HD and SD Better DVR both to make sure it records  Paranoid Parrot

Missed last digit of password Better retype the whole thing

Missed last digit of password Better retype the whole thing  Paranoid Parrot

Drives by police car Sits up straighter

Drives by police car Sits up straighter  Paranoid Parrot

Get two 404 errors in a row ISP shut me down

Get two 404 errors in a row ISP shut me down  Paranoid Parrot

close eyes to rinse shampoo out suddenly feel cold breeze

close eyes to rinse shampoo out suddenly feel cold breeze  Paranoid Parrot

Laser removed hair in that part of the face shave twice over it just in case

Laser removed hair in that part of the face shave twice over it just in case  Paranoid Parrot

About to pickpocket guard in Sly Cooper Whispers in real life, just to be safe

About to pickpocket guard in Sly Cooper Whispers in real life, just to be safe  Paranoid Parrot

Find out you have a dentist appointment in a week Start flossing three times a day

Find out you have a dentist appointment in a week Start flossing three times a day  Paranoid Parrot

go to the bathroom in middle of night there's a demon staring at me through that mirror

go to the bathroom in middle of night there's a demon staring at me through that mirror  Paranoid Parrot

Redditor uses wrong meme reddit doesn't like me anymore

Redditor uses wrong meme reddit doesn't like me anymore  Paranoid Parrot
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