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Paranoid Parrot

dead bird outside my window threat from someone I will be dead before nightfall

dead bird outside my window threat from someone I will be dead before nightfall Paranoid Parrot
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Cop drives by...You aren't breaking any laws be cool

Cop drives by...You aren't breaking any laws be cool Paranoid Parrot
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Hears a car door slam shut "Guys the fucking cops are here"

Hears a car door slam shut
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Heavy Traffic on highway going opposite way of you "Well im driving to my death"

Heavy Traffic on highway going opposite way of you
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Smokes a gram of trees thinks every car that drives past is has his mums registration plate

Smokes a gram of trees thinks every car that drives past is has his mums registration plate Paranoid Parrot
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Someone tailgating me undercover cop

Someone tailgating me undercover cop Paranoid Parrot
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Canker sore in moutH ORAL CANCER

Canker sore in moutH ORAL CANCER Paranoid Parrot
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Hears a noise from downstairs Doesn't move for the next 30 minutes

Hears a noise from downstairs Doesn't move for the next 30 minutes Paranoid Parrot
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home for winter break, go to church with family r/atheism knows

home for winter break, go to church with family r/atheism knows Paranoid Parrot
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See furniture in a dark room No, it's a serial killer

See furniture in a dark room No, it's a serial killer Paranoid Parrot
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