Paranoid Parrot

you look rather pale could be ataxia

you look rather pale could be ataxia  Paranoid Parrot

Girlfriend sexts you Delete instantly in case someone decides to steal your phone

Girlfriend sexts you Delete instantly in case someone decides to steal your phone  Paranoid Parrot

One Atheist at School they're EVERYWHERE!!

One Atheist at School they're EVERYWHERE!!  Paranoid Parrot

Answers an iclicker question clicks the button until times up

Answers an iclicker question clicks the button until times up  Paranoid Parrot

have to close eyes in shower certain something will be standing in bathroom when I open them.

have to close eyes in shower certain something will be standing in bathroom when I open them.   Paranoid Parrot

Take a dump in a public restroom Everyone is listening to me poop

Take a dump in a public restroom Everyone is listening to me poop  Paranoid Parrot

fire one bullet reload

fire one bullet reload  Paranoid Parrot

go on vacation all my friends forgot about me

go on vacation all my friends forgot about me  Paranoid Parrot

Funny joke act like you didn't say it

Funny joke act like you didn't say it  Paranoid Parrot

Feels tiny gas buildup in stomach Appendicitis

Feels tiny gas buildup in stomach Appendicitis  Paranoid Parrot
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