Paranoid Parrot

Post something stupid on Facebook Oh god, this is gonna end up on reddit...

Post something stupid on Facebook Oh god, this is gonna end up on reddit...  Paranoid Parrot

locks bathroom door lives alone

locks bathroom door lives alone  Paranoid Parrot

wind howling through lockmiller sounds like screaming i'm going to die

wind howling through lockmiller sounds like screaming i'm going to die  Paranoid Parrot

Husbands who do more housework have less sex? Probably men who refuse to do any chores also rape their wives

Husbands who do more housework have less sex? Probably men who refuse to do any chores also rape their wives  Paranoid Parrot

Enter Men's bathroom check for urinals to make sure you entered the right one

Enter Men's bathroom check for urinals to make sure you entered the right one  Paranoid Parrot

Student visits from Rutgers We are all going to get norovirus

Student visits from Rutgers  We are all going to get norovirus  Paranoid Parrot

Nothing there on first wipe Wipe four more times

Nothing there on first wipe Wipe four more times  Paranoid Parrot

use incognito and delete browsing history

use incognito and delete browsing history  Paranoid Parrot

Cryptic Facebook message Oh God, it's about about me, isn't it?

Cryptic Facebook message Oh God, it's about about me, isn't it?  Paranoid Parrot

Go into the bathroom Pull back shower curtain to make sure no one is hiding in there

Go into the bathroom Pull back shower curtain to make sure no one is hiding in there  Paranoid Parrot
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