Paranoid Parrot

make successful black man meme future black employer will bring this up in interview

make successful black man meme future black employer will bring this up in interview  Paranoid Parrot

Drink tastes funny? probably mold

Drink tastes funny? probably mold  Paranoid Parrot

friend sneezes burns all his clothes and takes an hour long shower

friend sneezes burns all his clothes and takes an hour long shower  Paranoid Parrot

Drop something after 10 pm I'm Going to be evicted

Drop something after 10 pm I'm Going to be evicted  Paranoid Parrot

Accidentally enters wrong letter in password Deletes whole thing just to be sure

Accidentally enters wrong letter in password Deletes whole thing just to be sure  Paranoid Parrot

at a red light and can make a legal right turn cop nearby; wait for light to turn green just in case

at a red light and can make a legal right turn cop nearby; wait for light to turn green just in case  Paranoid Parrot

everyone is being unusually nice to me I'm dying

everyone is being unusually  nice to me I'm dying  Paranoid Parrot

Read friends post about spider bite Shake clothes before putting them on

Read friends post about spider bite Shake clothes before putting them on  Paranoid Parrot

wake up at night to pee avoid all mirrors

wake up at night to pee avoid all mirrors  Paranoid Parrot

House Mate frantically cleaning kitchen making loud noises He's mad at me

House Mate frantically cleaning kitchen making loud noises He's mad at me  Paranoid Parrot
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