Paranoid Parrot

im so hungry but i cant sneak peanuts they'll find out !

im so hungry but i cant sneak peanuts they'll find out !  Paranoid Parrot

FLOORboards creaking in attic GHOSTS

FLOORboards creaking in attic GHOSTS  Paranoid Parrot

Friends are 5 minutes late they ditched me

Friends are 5 minutes 
late  they ditched me  Paranoid Parrot

uses I-clicker for attendance points clicks button 100 time just in case the first 99 didn't work

uses I-clicker for attendance points clicks button 100 time just in case the first 99 didn't work  Paranoid Parrot

all of these describe me... must have aids and the other top ten diseases

all of these describe me... must have aids and the other top ten diseases  Paranoid Parrot

Full moon tonight. Oh shit is that a dog or a wolf howling outside? fuck fuck fuck fuck

Full moon tonight. Oh shit is that a dog or a wolf howling outside? fuck fuck fuck fuck   Paranoid Parrot

Drops the soap in own shower squats to pick it up

Drops the soap in own shower squats to pick it up  Paranoid Parrot

pharmacy tech rings up prescription and says "283" WTF!!! MY PRESCRIPTION CARD has been REVOKED Slides credit card on card reader and it says $2.83

pharmacy tech rings up prescription and says

Computer freezes whilst on reddit at work. IT department must be taking screen shots and sending them to my boss.

Computer freezes whilst on reddit at work. IT department must be taking screen shots and sending them to my boss.  Paranoid Parrot

yum banna in that tree

yum banna in that tree  Paranoid Parrot
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