Paranoid Parrot

Roommate dropped soap and body wash bottle in the shower murdered

Roommate dropped soap and body wash bottle in the shower murdered  Paranoid Parrot

Open .gif at work Mute speakers

Open .gif at work Mute speakers  Paranoid Parrot

when someone said ur butt is flat i said its better than urs!

when someone said ur butt is flat i said its better than urs!  Paranoid Parrot

alcohol? maybe one drink won't lower my inhibitions

alcohol? maybe one drink won't lower my inhibitions  Paranoid Parrot

Yawn goes longer then expected I'm gonna die!

Yawn goes longer then expected I'm gonna die!  Paranoid Parrot

Hears noise outside the garden There's a spy!

Hears noise outside the garden There's a spy!  Paranoid Parrot

They saw me twitching They think I'm paranoid

They saw me twitching They think I'm paranoid  Paranoid Parrot

Wake up feeling sick... Pregnant??? spend the day reassuring yourself you aren't.

Wake up feeling sick... Pregnant??? spend the day reassuring yourself you aren't.  Paranoid Parrot

step into my car i got candy

step into my car i got candy  Paranoid Parrot

Wants you to fix his network wont let you touch his computer.

Wants you to fix his network wont let you touch  his computer.  Paranoid Parrot
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