Paranoid Parrot

cop pulls up behind me busted

cop pulls up behind me busted  Paranoid Parrot

Tempted to troll kony 2012 by posting a Carl weathers photo on FB but if nobody comments everyone will just silently think i'm an a**hole

Tempted to troll kony 2012 by posting a Carl weathers
photo on FB but if nobody comments everyone will just silently think i'm an a**hole  Paranoid Parrot

parked legally on the street still going to be towed

parked legally on the street still going to be towed  Paranoid Parrot

That guy just farted HE's a slitheen!

That guy just farted HE's a slitheen!  Paranoid Parrot

Can't sleep Fatal familial insomnia

Can't sleep Fatal familial insomnia  Paranoid Parrot

The curtains have a break between them A murderer is watching me

The curtains have a break between them A murderer is watching me  Paranoid Parrot

Car in front tosses cigarette, bounces underneath my car i'm a goner

Car in front tosses cigarette, bounces underneath my car i'm a goner  Paranoid Parrot

Gets up to leave with laptop everyone thinks im going to go beat-off

Gets up to leave with laptop everyone thinks im going to go beat-off  Paranoid Parrot

4 C's in a row failed the test

4 C's in a row failed the test  Paranoid Parrot

use public restroom everyone who saw you enter is now timing you to see if you're taking a shit

use public restroom everyone who saw you enter is now timing you to see if you're taking a shit  Paranoid Parrot
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