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Paranoid Parrot

Pulled over for speeding better not move so i don't get shot to death

Pulled over for speeding better not move so i don't get shot to death Paranoid Parrot
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After watching horror, tell self that can't happen Get more scared

After watching horror, tell self that can't happen Get more scared Paranoid Parrot
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new post gets downvoted in first two seconds *deleted*

new post gets downvoted in first two seconds *deleted* Paranoid Parrot
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Doesn't do drugs Still nervous about drug test

Doesn't do drugs Still nervous about drug test Paranoid Parrot
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light birthday candles clutch fire extinguisher

light birthday candles clutch fire extinguisher Paranoid Parrot
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looks directly into security camera "better act casual, they're suspicious now"

looks directly into security camera
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After im done using my webcam I cover up the camera You never know who's watching

After im done using my webcam I cover up the camera You never know who's watching Paranoid Parrot
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Bottle falls off counter Poltergeist

Bottle falls off counter Poltergeist Paranoid Parrot
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Don't recognize phone number google it while its still ringing

Don't recognize phone number google it while its still ringing Paranoid Parrot
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Walk past security guard on the way out of store Act cool

Walk past security guard on the way out of store Act cool Paranoid Parrot
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