Paranoid Parrot

Meme says I'm parrot Could I be a macaw?

Meme says I'm parrot Could I be a macaw?  Paranoid Parrot

Relates to a parrot meme I need help

Relates to a parrot meme I need help  Paranoid Parrot

See a russian doll must be 'inception'

See a russian doll must be 'inception'  Paranoid Parrot

quit smoking weed still afraid cops will catch me carrying

quit smoking weed still afraid cops will catch me carrying  Paranoid Parrot

wake up with upset stomach and diarrhea Salmonella

wake up with upset stomach and diarrhea Salmonella  Paranoid Parrot

Sweat dripping down ass crack Must have shit myself

Sweat dripping down ass crack Must have shit myself  Paranoid Parrot

thinks about applying for r/adviceanimals mod position starts deleting old comments

thinks about applying for r/adviceanimals mod position starts deleting old comments  Paranoid Parrot

Walk alone at night keep key ready to maim possible rapists

Walk alone at night keep key ready to maim possible rapists  Paranoid Parrot

Sit next to fat guy in a seat with a shared lap bar I'm going to die

Sit next to fat guy in a seat with a shared lap bar I'm going to die  Paranoid Parrot

Wearing sunglasses People can still see my eyes due to angle of sun radiation.

Wearing sunglasses People can still see my eyes due to angle of sun radiation.  Paranoid Parrot
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