Paranoid Parrot

Jaywalk across one-way street Look Both ways

Jaywalk across one-way street Look Both ways  Paranoid Parrot

empty water bottle makes popping noise in recycle bin dives behind couch

empty water bottle makes popping noise in recycle bin dives behind couch  Paranoid Parrot

sees person twice in one day they think i'm stalking them

sees person twice in one day  they think i'm stalking them  Paranoid Parrot

Make eye contact with ANYONE Fuck, they know im high

Make eye contact with ANYONE Fuck,       
 they know im high  Paranoid Parrot

Accidentally Call 911 Turn Phone Off, Remove Sim Card

Accidentally Call 911 Turn Phone Off, Remove Sim Card  Paranoid Parrot

lives alone always locks bathroom door

lives alone always locks bathroom door  Paranoid Parrot

Doesn't upvote Kayla maroney memes Because she's only 16

Doesn't upvote Kayla maroney memes Because she's only 16  Paranoid Parrot

is home alone still closes the bathroom door

is home alone still closes the bathroom door  Paranoid Parrot

poston foton e tigrit ne demotivational ne shqip ke frike te dalesh ne rruge

poston foton e tigrit ne demotivational ne shqip ke frike te dalesh ne rruge  Paranoid Parrot

feels tiny lump on right side of neck cancer

feels tiny lump on right side of neck cancer  Paranoid Parrot
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