Paranoid Parrot

Randomly think about sex in public Everyone around me can read my mind and thinks i'm a pervert

Randomly think about sex in public Everyone around me can read my mind and thinks i'm a pervert  Paranoid Parrot

Fly momentarily lands on piece of food Now infected with disease

Fly momentarily lands on piece of food Now infected with disease  Paranoid Parrot

Person in front of you takes same 3 turns as you drive home a different way so they don't think you're following them

Person in front of you takes same 3 turns as you drive home a different way so they don't think you're following them  Paranoid Parrot

April 1st trust no one

April 1st trust no one  Paranoid Parrot

WATCH PARANORMAL ACTIVITY dont sleep for 4 days

WATCH PARANORMAL ACTIVITY dont sleep for 4 days  Paranoid Parrot

Make a meme on quickmeme.com somebody saw it and put it on reddit before you could.

Make a  meme on quickmeme.com somebody saw it and put it on reddit before you could.  Paranoid Parrot

random person looks at you vt alerts

random person looks at you vt alerts  Paranoid Parrot

3.2 earthquake the end is nigh

3.2 earthquake the end is nigh  Paranoid Parrot

Girlfriend tells you she feels sick she's pregnant

Girlfriend tells you she feels sick she's pregnant  Paranoid Parrot

alone at night, car drives down street its a drive by

alone at night, car drives down street its a drive by  Paranoid Parrot
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