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Paranoid Parrot

four missed calls from mom someone is dead.

four missed calls from mom someone is dead. Paranoid Parrot
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wallet not in pocket stolen

wallet not in pocket stolen Paranoid Parrot
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Omg a blue chevy cavalier

Omg a blue chevy cavalier Paranoid Parrot
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Doesn't want to clog toilet Flushes 6 times throughout shit

Doesn't want to clog toilet Flushes 6 times throughout shit Paranoid Parrot
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Constantly check over shoulder Angry Dave is following me

Constantly check over shoulder Angry Dave is following me Paranoid Parrot
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throw used condom in trash cover with 8 paper towels

throw used condom in trash cover with 8 paper towels Paranoid Parrot
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Friend looks around on cluttered floor pray they dont find something with semen on it

Friend looks around on cluttered floor pray they dont find something with semen on it Paranoid Parrot
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Clears history twice

Clears history twice Paranoid Parrot
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black crack head approaches you in parking lot going to be mugged

black crack head approaches you in parking lot going to be mugged Paranoid Parrot
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Going to dentist brush teeth 5 times that morning

Going to dentist brush teeth 5 times that morning Paranoid Parrot
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