Paranoid Parrot

Its April Fools' Day TRUST NO BODY

Its April Fools' Day TRUST NO BODY  Paranoid Parrot

Take a shit before a shower wash hands in sink

Take a shit before a shower wash hands in sink  Paranoid Parrot

opened reddit from work getting fired

opened reddit from work getting fired  Paranoid Parrot

Muslim on the plane we're all gonna die

Muslim on the plane we're all gonna die  Paranoid Parrot

took day old expired medicine death imminent

took day old expired medicine death imminent  Paranoid Parrot

about to watch a youtube video Fast forward to make sure there aren't any scary faces that pop up

about to watch a youtube video Fast forward to make sure there aren't any scary faces that pop up  Paranoid Parrot

headache brain tumor

headache brain tumor  Paranoid Parrot

Have to go to the basement at night Take phone and knife with you

Have to go to the basement at night Take phone and knife with you  Paranoid Parrot

Gets a Leg Cramp Must be a Blood Clot

Gets a Leg Cramp Must be a Blood Clot  Paranoid Parrot

no response on facebook chat THEY'RE DEAD

no response on facebook chat THEY'RE DEAD  Paranoid Parrot
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