Paranoid Parrot

obeying all laws and road rules still panic everytime a police car is spotted

obeying all laws and road rules still panic everytime a police car is spotted  Paranoid Parrot

First one in the office forgot to login to skype, now the boss thinks i'm late

First one in the office forgot to login to skype, now the boss thinks i'm late  Paranoid Parrot

double checks submission for spelling mistakes catches an "alot"

double checks submission for spelling mistakes catches an

VIRGIN. MISSED A PERIOD. PREGNANT

VIRGIN. MISSED A PERIOD. PREGNANT  Paranoid Parrot

smoke weed go out into public everyone knows im high

smoke weed go out into public everyone knows im high  Paranoid Parrot

i'm a funny meme, right? oh god you hate me

i'm a funny meme, right? oh god you hate me  Paranoid Parrot

She hasn't texted me back Oh god, she hates me.

She hasn't texted me back Oh god, she hates me.  Paranoid Parrot

Hears a noise downstairs Jinn

Hears a noise downstairs Jinn  Paranoid Parrot

Store doesn't have anything I need to buy Try to walk out without looking like I stole something

Store doesn't have anything I need to buy Try to walk out without looking like I stole something  Paranoid Parrot

Hear noise at night ninja mode: on!

Hear noise at night ninja mode: on!  Paranoid Parrot
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