Paranoid Parrot

Kids' daycare calling Oh my god! They're all dead!

Kids' daycare calling Oh my god! They're all dead!  Paranoid Parrot

Boss closes office door loudly He's gonna fire me

Boss closes office door loudly He's gonna fire me  Paranoid Parrot

Every friend stops texting at once Zombie apocalypse

Every friend stops texting at once Zombie apocalypse   Paranoid Parrot

website i went to yesterday is blocked today they're on to me

website i went to yesterday is blocked today they're on to me  Paranoid Parrot

Drive over plastic bag Don't see it in rear view mirror car on fire

Drive over plastic bag
Don't see it in rear view mirror car on fire  Paranoid Parrot

The answer is C four times in a row Go back and change random answer to A

The answer is C four times in a row Go back and change random answer to A  Paranoid Parrot

takes girl 15 minutes to text back she's having sex with you're best friend

takes girl 15 minutes to text back she's having sex with you're best friend  Paranoid Parrot

No windows in Eberhart lecture halls asks everyone if every psychology class is unknowingly participating in an experiment

No windows in Eberhart lecture halls asks everyone if every psychology class is unknowingly participating in an experiment  Paranoid Parrot

Indirect facebook status from person I haven't spoke to in 10 years I think it's aimed at me

Indirect facebook status from person I haven't spoke to in 10 years I think it's aimed at me  Paranoid Parrot

Lives in third floor apartment locks patio door anyway

Lives in third floor apartment locks patio door anyway  Paranoid Parrot
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