Paranoid Parrot

Gets into toilet and lock door Doesn't believe it's locked so checks again

Gets into toilet and lock door Doesn't believe it's locked so checks again  Paranoid Parrot

Conspiracy theory? It's the truth!

Conspiracy theory? It's the truth!  Paranoid Parrot

buried at sea? they've poisoned the drinking water!

buried at sea? they've poisoned the drinking water!  Paranoid Parrot

Something touches leg while swimming I am going to die

Something touches leg while swimming I am going to die  Paranoid Parrot

Walking down the hall and lights go off THIS IS THE END

Walking down the hall and lights go off THIS IS THE END  Paranoid Parrot

Reads frightening statistic about marijuana arrests FUCK THE POPO ARE ON TO ME

Reads frightening statistic about marijuana arrests FUCK THE POPO ARE ON TO ME  Paranoid Parrot

Proof read meme Like it is the Damn Final Exam

Proof read meme Like it is the Damn Final Exam  Paranoid Parrot

public restroom has white hand soap someone jizzed in the soap dispenser

public restroom has white hand soap someone jizzed in the soap dispenser  Paranoid Parrot

Girlfriend's period a day late she's pregnant.

Girlfriend's period a day late she's pregnant.  Paranoid Parrot

cashier forgot to charge for the milk turn it over to the police

cashier forgot to charge for the milk turn it over to the police  Paranoid Parrot
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