Paranoid Parrot

reads horrifying house guest meme never sleeps again

reads horrifying house guest meme  never sleeps again  Paranoid Parrot

can't buy toilet paper people will know i poop!

can't buy toilet paper people will know i poop!  Paranoid Parrot

SHIT, ANOTHER COOL PIC CANNOT LIKE THIS ONE TOO. WOULD SEEM TOO INTERESTED

SHIT, ANOTHER COOL PIC CANNOT LIKE THIS ONE TOO. WOULD SEEM TOO INTERESTED  Paranoid Parrot

Drift within lane everyone thinks i'm drunk

Drift within lane everyone thinks 
i'm drunk  Paranoid Parrot

not sure if breathing super loud stop breathing

not sure if breathing super loud stop breathing  Paranoid Parrot

Friend links youtube video mute it and read comments first to make sure its not a screamer

Friend links youtube video mute it and read comments first to make sure its not a screamer  Paranoid Parrot

RANDOM DOG LICKS HAND MY DEATH CLOCK HAS STARTED

RANDOM DOG LICKS HAND MY DEATH CLOCK HAS STARTED  Paranoid Parrot

put on turn signal first or else they will think i'm following

put on turn signal first or else they will think i'm following  Paranoid Parrot

hears random noise during winter "deerclops?"

hears random noise during winter

Someone gets off the bus after you and goes the same direction Oh god i'm gonna get robbed

Someone gets off the bus after you and goes the same direction Oh god i'm gonna get robbed  Paranoid Parrot
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