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Paranoid Parrot

What if they mistake my snickers bar for a switchblade?

What if they mistake my snickers bar for a switchblade? Paranoid Parrot
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black guy gets on train dials 9-1 just in case

black guy gets on train dials 9-1 just in case Paranoid Parrot
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hears snowbirds outside its the fucking japs

hears snowbirds outside its the fucking japs Paranoid Parrot
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Elastic wears out in all your underwear at the same time Early signs of radiation poisoning

Elastic wears out in all your underwear at the same time Early signs of radiation poisoning Paranoid Parrot
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Goes biking through the woods Every plant is poison ivy

Goes biking through the woods Every plant is poison ivy Paranoid Parrot
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Drive past cop car check to see if he's following for next 10 minutes

Drive past cop car check to see if he's following for next 10 minutes Paranoid Parrot
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door slightly cracked open "It was the raccoon"

door slightly cracked open
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computer has a Webcam Government is watching me

computer has a Webcam Government is watching me Paranoid Parrot
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Store anti-theft sensor goes off Someone put something in my pocket!

Store anti-theft sensor goes off Someone put something in my pocket! Paranoid Parrot
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walking onto airplane will never return

walking onto airplane will never return Paranoid Parrot
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