Paranoid Parrot

Exit is in 7 miles better move to the right lane

Exit is in 7 miles better move to the right lane  Paranoid Parrot

Sending important link Send it to oneself first to make sure it opens on another computer

Sending important link Send it to oneself first to make sure it opens on another computer  Paranoid Parrot

Swollen lymph nodes diagnoses self with leukemia

Swollen lymph nodes diagnoses self with leukemia  Paranoid Parrot

Sleeps over at friend's house Makes sure to be the farthest from the door in case a murderer comes in

Sleeps over at friend's house Makes sure to be the farthest from the door in case a murderer comes in  Paranoid Parrot

see picture of a spider start to feel itchy

see picture of a spider start to feel itchy  Paranoid Parrot

Noise outside bedroom Parents listening to me fap

Noise outside bedroom Parents listening to me fap  Paranoid Parrot

Clearing leaves in minecraft SOUNDS LIKE FOOTSTEPS

Clearing leaves in minecraft SOUNDS LIKE 
FOOTSTEPS  Paranoid Parrot

caller id 'unavailable' it's the scammers!

caller id 'unavailable' it's the scammers!  Paranoid Parrot

Set alarm on phone Check it 5 times before falling asleep

Set alarm on phone Check it 5 times before falling asleep  Paranoid Parrot

Girlfriend orgasms first time we have sex she faked it

Girlfriend orgasms first time we have sex she faked it  Paranoid Parrot
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