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Paranoid Parrot

Always reach deep into the shelf when shopping anything in the front row must have been tampered with

Always reach deep into the shelf when shopping anything in the front row must have been tampered with Paranoid Parrot
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driving home and almost there drive a few extra blocks around in a circle to make sure car behind wasn't following you

driving home and almost there drive a few extra blocks around in a circle to make sure car behind wasn't following you Paranoid Parrot
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Scumbag Steve crashes for the night DEAR GOD WHERE ARE THE MATTRESS TAGS?!?

Scumbag Steve crashes for the night DEAR GOD WHERE ARE THE MATTRESS TAGS?!? Paranoid Parrot
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notice open closet door while in bed the darkness peers into my soul

notice open closet door while in bed the darkness peers into my soul Paranoid Parrot
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not a sex offender check sex offender registry for name just in case

not a sex offender check sex offender registry for name just in case Paranoid Parrot
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Asshole is itchy I have worms!

Asshole is itchy I have worms! Paranoid Parrot
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realize you Misspelled a word on reddit delete account

realize you Misspelled a word on reddit delete account Paranoid Parrot
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"Rounding is encouraged" Better use 12 digits
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i feel a little dizzy and sick to my stomach, i better google these symptoms cancer

i feel a little dizzy and sick to my stomach, i better google these symptoms cancer Paranoid Parrot
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Balls are itchy F***! Herpes!

Balls are itchy F***! Herpes! Paranoid Parrot
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