Paranoid Parrot

Whiting, McDonald, Hill, Lyman, Bader, Cushing, Pearl, Rowell, Bankus, Jensen, Carriage, Aiken, North, South, Shill Haunted.

Whiting, McDonald, Hill, Lyman, Bader, Cushing, Pearl, Rowell, Bankus, Jensen, Carriage, Aiken, North, South, Shill Haunted.  Paranoid Parrot

Knows gas tank on car is closed after the first click Turns the lid 42 more clciks to make sure

Knows gas tank on car is closed after the first click Turns the lid 42 more clciks to make sure  Paranoid Parrot

Sees clothes laid out on bed I missed the rapture

Sees clothes laid out on bed I missed the rapture  Paranoid Parrot

goes to the bathroom at work checks zipper for rest of the day

goes to the bathroom at work checks zipper for rest of the day  Paranoid Parrot

Can relate to paranoid penguin They're watching me

Can relate to paranoid penguin They're watching me  Paranoid Parrot

first wipe clean wipe four more times

first wipe clean wipe four more times  Paranoid Parrot

overhears mildly offensive mexican joke on bus. chuckles. apologizes to latino neighbor to avoid potential reprisal

overhears mildly offensive mexican joke on bus. chuckles. apologizes to latino neighbor to avoid potential reprisal  Paranoid Parrot

Finished statics problem in less than 5 minutes Repeat problem 3 times to make sure it's right

Finished statics problem in less than 5 minutes Repeat problem 3 times to make sure it's right  Paranoid Parrot

Light flashes in the distance Sniper!

Light flashes in the distance Sniper!  Paranoid Parrot

see teenage girls laughing on the bus they must be making fun of me

see teenage girls laughing on the bus they must be making fun of me  Paranoid Parrot
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