Paranoid Parrot

Worried that i might be a hypercondriac looks up hypercondriac symptoms

Worried that i might be a hypercondriac looks up hypercondriac symptoms   Paranoid Parrot

forget gum 1 day "bad breath guy" new lifelong nickname

forget gum 1 day

see car coming from end of street you're walking down plan escape through someones yard

see car coming from end of street you're walking down  plan escape through someones yard   Paranoid Parrot

im crankin mid

  im crankin mid  Paranoid Parrot

Screen to hide identity in confessional Better speak in a higher pitch just in case

Screen to hide identity in confessional Better speak in a higher pitch just in case  Paranoid Parrot

Suddenly smell burnt rubber on the freeway My car is going to explode!

Suddenly smell burnt rubber on the freeway My car is going to explode!  Paranoid Parrot

Gets to school early Is this the right day?

Gets to school early Is this the right day?  Paranoid Parrot

CAT STARING INTENTLY AT something i can't see ghost

CAT STARING INTENTLY AT something i can't see ghost  Paranoid Parrot

1 gray hair 1 foot in the grave

1 gray hair 1 foot in the grave  Paranoid Parrot

Drinks orange juice with pulp i could be swallowing bugs and i'd never know

Drinks orange juice with pulp i could be swallowing bugs and i'd never know  Paranoid Parrot
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