Paranoid Parrot

Obama says Osama is dead? I want to see the long form of the death certificate

Obama says Osama is dead? I want to see the long form of the death certificate  Paranoid Parrot

retarded man in vicinity don't look, don't look!

retarded man in vicinity don't look, don't look!  Paranoid Parrot

boss sees you texting oh god im fired

boss sees you texting oh god im fired  Paranoid Parrot

van approaching about to get kidnapped

van approaching about to get kidnapped  Paranoid Parrot

haven't pooped in a few days going to get cancer

haven't pooped in a few days going to get cancer  Paranoid Parrot

Not sure if trolling or shit at memes

Not sure if trolling or shit at memes  Paranoid Parrot

Power outage at the Superbowl? Bane will be there any minute.

Power outage at the Superbowl? Bane will be there any minute.  Paranoid Parrot

Hit a small bump in the road I FUCKING RAN SOMEONE OVER

Hit a small bump in the road I FUCKING RAN SOMEONE OVER  Paranoid Parrot

Someone gets on the subway carrying a briefcase we're all going to die!

Someone gets on the subway carrying a briefcase we're all going to die!  Paranoid Parrot

Hears people outside of apartment "They know I was smoking weed!"

Hears people outside of apartment
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