Paranoid Parrot

The website is down oh god they're selling tickets without me

The website is down oh god they're selling tickets without me  Paranoid Parrot

Lock car walk away walk back check door handles

Lock car
walk away walk back
check door handles  Paranoid Parrot

NO SMILEY AT END OF GIRLFRIEND'S TEXT FUN WHILE IT LASTED

NO SMILEY AT END OF GIRLFRIEND'S TEXT FUN WHILE IT LASTED  Paranoid Parrot

I'm the most expensive type of Parrot in the world Shit I'm gonna get stolen

I'm the most expensive type of Parrot in the world Shit I'm gonna get stolen  Paranoid Parrot

Posts first meme Spell checks every word to avoid being downvoted

Posts first meme Spell checks every word to avoid being downvoted  Paranoid Parrot

bored in class thinks up ways to survive if there was a fire

bored in class thinks up ways to survive if there was a fire  Paranoid Parrot

Find Mankato subreddit oh god! how many of them do i know?!

Find Mankato subreddit  oh god! how many of them do i know?!  Paranoid Parrot

gets out of the car hits the lock button until he gets inside

gets out of the car hits the lock button until he gets inside  Paranoid Parrot

Drive around cardboard boxes might be filled with kittens

Drive around cardboard boxes might be filled with kittens  Paranoid Parrot

99 Bullets left in magazine RELOAD!!!

99 Bullets left in magazine RELOAD!!!  Paranoid Parrot
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