Paranoid Parrot

School professor doesn't say hello in public She absolutely hates me

School professor doesn't say hello in public  She absolutely hates me  Paranoid Parrot

Washes his hands Before he uses the bathroom

Washes his hands Before he uses the bathroom  Paranoid Parrot

New post doesn't appear in new reddit has black listed me

New post doesn't appear in new reddit has black listed me  Paranoid Parrot

watch "Walking Dead" at friends' house Every pedestrian on drive home looks like a walker

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zips up pants leaving bathroom fingers zipper to make sure its up

zips up pants leaving bathroom fingers zipper to make sure its up  Paranoid Parrot

Reddit NSFW? clear history clear history clear history clear history clear history clear history clear history clear history clear history clear history clear history clear history clear history clear history clear history

Reddit NSFW? clear history clear history clear history clear history clear history clear history clear history clear history clear history  clear history clear history  clear history clear history  clear history clear history   Paranoid Parrot

One less facebook friend someone hates me

One less facebook friend someone hates me  Paranoid Parrot

Browsing up and down the aisles in the store wonders how every move looks to the guy watching the surveillance feed. also always assumes there's a guy watching a surveillance feed.

Browsing up and down the aisles in the store wonders how every move looks to the guy watching the surveillance feed. also always assumes there's a guy watching a surveillance feed.  Paranoid Parrot

Internet goes down The FBI is on the way

Internet goes down The FBI is on the way  Paranoid Parrot

Nun looks at you as she walks by I'm going to hell

Nun looks at you as she walks by I'm going to hell  Paranoid Parrot
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