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Paranoid Parrot

Thinks people are watching him masturbate puts Sticky note in front of webcam

Thinks people are watching him masturbate puts Sticky note in front of webcam Paranoid Parrot
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someone rings elevator bell this is how i die

someone rings elevator bell this is how i die Paranoid Parrot
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bruise on neck everyone thinks it's a hickey

bruise on neck everyone thinks it's a hickey Paranoid Parrot
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Use someone else's computer Semen keyboard

Use someone else's computer Semen keyboard Paranoid Parrot
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Sees a police car Im going to jail

Sees a police car Im going to jail Paranoid Parrot
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Sleeps further away from door So murderer goes after you second

Sleeps further away from door So murderer goes after you second Paranoid Parrot
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10pm, Alone in south cloisters oh god, Jeremy Bentham is going to kill me

10pm, Alone in south cloisters oh god, Jeremy Bentham is going to kill me Paranoid Parrot
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Bails out of a website after entering some personal info wonders if they still kept the info even if I never clicked save

Bails out of a website after entering some personal info wonders if they still kept the info even if I never clicked save Paranoid Parrot
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watches new video on internet mutes it just in case something scary pops up

watches new video on internet mutes it just in case something scary pops up Paranoid Parrot
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car coming up in rearview mirror at red light brace yourself!

car coming up in rearview mirror at red light brace yourself! Paranoid Parrot
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