Paranoid Parrot

Mysterious Package ITS A BOMB

Mysterious Package  ITS A BOMB  Paranoid Parrot

Hears steps coming closer "I lived a fulfilled life."

Hears steps coming closer

turn ceiling fan on high and it starts to shake it's going to break off and chop you in half

turn ceiling fan on high and it starts to shake it's going to break off and chop you in half  Paranoid Parrot

Makes an original Rage Comic On second thought, Someone probably thought of this already

Makes an original Rage Comic On second thought, Someone probably thought of this already  Paranoid Parrot

Comes across a "misunderstood spider" meme close tab asap and now feel things crawling on you

Comes across a

Hear jeepers creepers on the radio I'm going to die

Hear jeepers creepers on the radio I'm going to die  Paranoid Parrot

put bread in toaster it pops up unexpectedly

put bread in toaster it pops up unexpectedly  Paranoid Parrot

it underling casually asks if you're free to chat the server room is under water!

it underling casually asks if you're free to chat the server room is under water!  Paranoid Parrot

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gets one downvote deletes post right away
  Paranoid Parrot

I may be paranoid But I am not a parrot

I may be paranoid But I am not a parrot  Paranoid Parrot
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