Paranoid Parrot

Uses public toilet gets aids test

Uses public toilet gets aids test  Paranoid Parrot

Librarian asks to see backpack before entering library. Oh, fuck.

Librarian asks to see backpack before entering library. Oh, fuck.  Paranoid Parrot

Visits WEBMD.COm makes own funeral arrangements

Visits WEBMD.COm makes own funeral arrangements  Paranoid Parrot

See reflection of own eyes in window Holy shit...Slenderman

See reflection of own eyes in window Holy shit...Slenderman  Paranoid Parrot

Copy link into Url slot before posting check link 5 more times in another window to make sure its the right url

Copy link into Url slot before posting check link 5 more times in another window to make sure its the right url  Paranoid Parrot

Disagree with someone online They're tracking me down in real life

Disagree with someone online They're tracking me down in real life  Paranoid Parrot

Friend Sends YouTube Link Must be RickRoll

Friend Sends YouTube Link Must be RickRoll  Paranoid Parrot

computer stalls for 1/2 second virus

computer stalls for 1/2 second virus  Paranoid Parrot

can't find car parked stolen

can't find car parked stolen  Paranoid Parrot

That Is so deep

That Is so deep  Paranoid Parrot
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