Paranoid Parrot

walk down the stairs in college hall believe you're gonna either fall down and die or be haunted by ghost

walk down the stairs in college hall believe you're gonna either fall down and die or be haunted by ghost  Paranoid Parrot

Flush toilet at friend's house What if they are the water conservative types

Flush toilet at friend's house What if they are the water conservative types  Paranoid Parrot

pedobear link on r/adviceanimals it's being monitored by the cops

pedobear link on r/adviceanimals it's being monitored by the cops  Paranoid Parrot

Worried people might figure out identity get new username Caption 3 goes here

Worried people might figure out identity get new username Caption 3 goes here  Paranoid Parrot

Finish final exam at same time as person next to you wait 5 minutes so professor doesn't think i cheated

Finish final exam at same time as person next to you wait 5 minutes so professor doesn't think i cheated  Paranoid Parrot

Driver ahead tosses cigarette swerve around it to avoid exploding

Driver ahead tosses cigarette swerve around it to avoid exploding  Paranoid Parrot

sees a car parked alone in the middle of an empty parking lot drug deal

sees a car parked alone in the middle of an empty parking lot drug deal  Paranoid Parrot

taking a psychology class everything is a psychological experiment

taking a psychology class everything is a psychological experiment  Paranoid Parrot

friend asks to have some of your drink herpes

friend asks to have some of your drink herpes  Paranoid Parrot

What if we are the ones being brainwashed. And North-Korea is the land of the free.

What if we are the ones being brainwashed. And North-Korea is the land of the free.  Paranoid Parrot
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