Paranoid Parrot

I LOVE YOU ABI FROM CHRIS

I LOVE YOU ABI FROM CHRIS  Paranoid Parrot

talk out loud while driving alone keep checking phone to make sure it hasn't called someone by mistake

talk out loud while driving alone keep checking phone to make sure it hasn't called someone by mistake  Paranoid Parrot

Leave for the bathroom at the bar, come back to find someone sitting next to your seat Roofies

Leave for the bathroom at the bar, come back to find someone sitting next to your seat Roofies  Paranoid Parrot

Read article on diagnosing asperger's syndrome everyone has asperger's syndrome

Read article on diagnosing asperger's syndrome everyone has asperger's syndrome  Paranoid Parrot

Hear the wind rustle the trees Tornado

Hear the wind rustle the trees Tornado  Paranoid Parrot

Phone rings late at night Someone died

Phone rings late at night Someone died  Paranoid Parrot

Gets looked at by teacher during test teacher must think I'm cheating

Gets looked at by teacher during test teacher must think I'm cheating  Paranoid Parrot

clears browser history twice

clears browser history twice  Paranoid Parrot

try on someones ring. omg i can't get it off!

try on someones ring. omg i can't get it off!  Paranoid Parrot

realize you put your address on a job application yesterday get the fuck out of town and never come back

realize you put your address on a job application yesterday get the fuck out of town and never come back  Paranoid Parrot
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