Paranoid Parrot

Racist dog Racist neighbor

Racist dog Racist neighbor  Paranoid Parrot

pharmacy tech rings up prescription and says "283" WTF!!! MY PRESCRIPTION CARD has been REVOKED Slides credit card on card reader and say $2.83

pharmacy tech rings up prescription and says

3:41pm demerits everywhere

3:41pm demerits everywhere  Paranoid Parrot

Girlfriend talks about how much she loves Adele and Taylor Swift songs OH GOD SHE WANTS TO BREAK UP

Girlfriend talks about how much she loves Adele and Taylor Swift songs OH GOD SHE WANTS TO BREAK UP  Paranoid Parrot

Stoned on facebook chat they know!

Stoned on facebook chat they know!  Paranoid Parrot

did the song skip? or did my brain stop for a second?

did the song skip? or did my brain stop for a second?  Paranoid Parrot

Smoke out of window Hide behind curtains

Smoke out of window Hide behind curtains  Paranoid Parrot

Parrot Poop Rocks

Parrot Poop Rocks  Paranoid Parrot

EAT CHOCOLATE, FACE GETS COLD IT'S AIDS

EAT CHOCOLATE, FACE GETS COLD IT'S AIDS  Paranoid Parrot

ABOUT TO USE BATHROOM CHECK TO MAKE SURE YOU DIDN'T POCKET DIAL ANYONE

ABOUT TO USE BATHROOM CHECK TO MAKE SURE YOU DIDN'T POCKET DIAL ANYONE  Paranoid Parrot
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