Paranoid Parrot

Wifi out while googling how to hack wifi Coincidence?

Wifi out while googling how to hack wifi Coincidence?  Paranoid Parrot

mom puts tissue box in your bedroom refuse to use it in case it empties too fast and raises suspicion that tissues are being used for something other than nose blowing

mom puts tissue box in your bedroom refuse to use it in case it empties too fast and  raises suspicion that tissues are being used for something other than nose blowing  Paranoid Parrot

cuts neck shaving oh god the jugular

cuts neck shaving oh god the jugular  Paranoid Parrot

Urine slightly dark yellow Dangerously Dehydrated!

Urine slightly dark yellow Dangerously Dehydrated!  Paranoid Parrot

After submitting project to professor online Knows sent right file. Checks anyways.

After submitting project to professor online Knows sent right file. Checks anyways.  Paranoid Parrot

Closed the front door but forgot lock it when i left think of every possible situation where my stuff gets robbed

Closed the front door but forgot lock it when i left think of every possible situation where my stuff gets robbed  Paranoid Parrot

Noise in room it's a cockroach

Noise in room it's a cockroach  Paranoid Parrot

Good Post makes it to front page karma conspiracy

Good Post makes it to front page karma conspiracy  Paranoid Parrot

Can't put pants back on The Russians will see

Can't put pants back on The Russians will see  Paranoid Parrot

They saw my internet history?! They know

They saw my internet history?! They know  Paranoid Parrot
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