Paranoid Parrot

shower curtains pulled out dead body in bathtub

shower curtains pulled out dead body in bathtub
  Paranoid Parrot

Baby smiles at me, smile back Everyone thinks im a pedobear

Baby smiles at me, smile back Everyone thinks im a pedobear  Paranoid Parrot

Sees homeless man at a red light locks door

Sees homeless man at a red light locks door  Paranoid Parrot

nothing on the first wipe still wipes multiple times to make sure

nothing on the first wipe still wipes multiple times to make sure  Paranoid Parrot

My electric razor moved Roommate is shaving his balls with it

My electric razor moved Roommate is shaving his balls with it  Paranoid Parrot

SQUAWK!! CALL SUPPORT!! squawk!! Im too busy reading about myself on whirlpool

SQUAWK!!  CALL SUPPORT!!   squawk!! Im too busy reading about myself on whirlpool   Paranoid Parrot

Always saves with drop-down menu never trusts keyboard shortcuts

Always saves with drop-down menu never trusts keyboard shortcuts  Paranoid Parrot

Pain in the chest "Hihihihihihihihihihi"

Pain in the chest

Office badge does not work I'm fired

Office badge does not work I'm fired  Paranoid Parrot

Start car engine. Did I lock the front door?

Start car engine. Did I lock the front door?  Paranoid Parrot
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