Paranoid Parrot

Thinks ME is too random and the world hates him Has no concept of statistics, distributions, CLT, Type I and II errors, etc.

Thinks ME is too random and the world hates him Has no concept of statistics, distributions, CLT, Type I and II errors, etc.  Paranoid Parrot

Manually saved a game before quitting and game asks if i want to save while quitting yes

Manually saved a game before quitting and game asks if i want to save while quitting yes  Paranoid Parrot

Effective 99.9% of the time? I don't like those odds

Effective 99.9% of the time? I don't like those odds  Paranoid Parrot

Slight Headache Brain Tumor

Slight Headache Brain Tumor  Paranoid Parrot

Ass itches just a little "Oh god. I have pinworms"

Ass itches just a little

notice small lump in chest immediately imagine what people would say at funeral

notice small lump in chest immediately imagine what people would say at funeral  Paranoid Parrot

Have to wake up early for an important meeting stay up all night

Have to wake up early for an important meeting stay up all night  Paranoid Parrot

Can you help me? Occupy my brain?

Can you help me? Occupy my brain?    Paranoid Parrot

Dog starts barking at wall GHOSTS

Dog starts barking at wall GHOSTS  Paranoid Parrot

Thinks he fucked up 1 letter of his password Rewrites it again completely.

Thinks he fucked up 1 letter of his password Rewrites it again completely.  Paranoid Parrot
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