Paranoid Parrot

ACCIDENTALLY THROWS FOOD IN ALLIGATOR PEN IN ZOO ATTEMPTS TO JUMP OVER PEN TO GET FOOD

ACCIDENTALLY THROWS FOOD IN ALLIGATOR PEN IN ZOO ATTEMPTS TO JUMP OVER PEN TO GET FOOD  Paranoid Parrot

clearly loses on scratch off lottery ticket still afraid to throw it away

clearly loses on scratch off lottery ticket still afraid to throw it away   Paranoid Parrot

friend asks to use your computer delete history

friend asks to use your computer delete history  Paranoid Parrot

Sees hoodrat on the side of the street Oh wait, it's only the papa murphy's pizza guy

Sees hoodrat on the side of the street Oh wait, it's only the papa murphy's pizza guy   Paranoid Parrot

Gets in car at night checks back seat for serial killers

Gets in car at night checks back seat for serial killers  Paranoid Parrot

hears police sirens outside clears browsing history and cache

hears police sirens outside clears browsing history and cache  Paranoid Parrot

billionare owner of multinational company higher taxes will make me go bankrupt

billionare owner of multinational company higher taxes will make me go bankrupt  Paranoid Parrot

Parents cars not in the driveway Screams their names in the house just to make sure

Parents cars not in the driveway Screams their names in the house just to make sure  Paranoid Parrot

doorbell rings serial killer

doorbell rings serial killer  Paranoid Parrot

Has a Giant mountain range to protect country from invaders Builds giant wall on top of it

Has a Giant mountain  range to protect country from invaders Builds giant wall on top of it  Paranoid Parrot
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