Paranoid Parrot

Tripped while walking near police officer I'm going to jail for drunk and disorderly conduct

Tripped while walking near police officer I'm going to jail for drunk and disorderly conduct  Paranoid Parrot

Boss is looking at me I did something wrong

Boss is looking at me I did something wrong  Paranoid Parrot

As a parrot... I do not find these conditions ideal...

As a parrot... I do not find these conditions ideal...  Paranoid Parrot

no one likes status on facebook delete asap

no one likes status on facebook delete asap  Paranoid Parrot

turn textbook page immediately flip back to make sure a page wasn't skipped

turn textbook page immediately flip back to make sure a page wasn't skipped  Paranoid Parrot

Wants to play on Disney.com Asks parents for permission

Wants to play on Disney.com Asks parents for permission  Paranoid Parrot

liefde is als. als een papegaaiende autist.

liefde is als. als een papegaaiende autist.  Paranoid Parrot

missed call from mom fuck fuck fuck

missed call from mom fuck fuck fuck   Paranoid Parrot

Baconbits 5 minutes offline have a heart attack

Baconbits 5 minutes offline have a heart attack  Paranoid Parrot

check job postings for the company i work at

check job postings for the company i work at  Paranoid Parrot
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