Paranoid Parrot

HEAR A NOISE WHILE HOME ALONE IN THE SHOWER MAKE THE WATER SCOLDING HOT TO DEFEND MYSELF, JUST IN CASE

HEAR A NOISE WHILE HOME ALONE IN THE SHOWER MAKE THE WATER SCOLDING HOT TO DEFEND MYSELF, JUST IN CASE  Paranoid Parrot

When someone subtweets I always think it's about me

When someone subtweets I always think it's about me  Paranoid Parrot

4 days left before 343 shuts down halo 2 294 signatures needed I need to tell everyone to sign the petition at tinyurl.com/savehalo2

4 days left before 343 shuts down halo 2 294 signatures needed I need to tell everyone to sign the petition at tinyurl.com/savehalo2  Paranoid Parrot

Sneeze on computer RUN FOR COVER LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Sneeze on computer                                                                      

 RUN FOR COVER LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1  Paranoid Parrot

Locks car 10 times

Locks car 10 times  Paranoid Parrot

Gets in a fight with an old friend... Freaks out and tries to leave the internet.

Gets in a fight with an old friend... Freaks out and tries to leave the internet.  Paranoid Parrot

ODD SMELL WHILE DRIVING CAR IS ON FIRE

ODD SMELL WHILE DRIVING CAR IS ON FIRE  Paranoid Parrot

WHEN SHANNON FARTS EVERYTHING GOES WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EAT BASTARD

WHEN SHANNON FARTS EVERYTHING GOES WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EAT BASTARD  Paranoid Parrot

says hi in the street you know its raping time

says hi in the street you know its raping time  Paranoid Parrot

i cant do an all nighter ill be tired and they'll know! then im busted :-(

i cant do an all nighter  ill be tired  and they'll know! then im busted :-(  Paranoid Parrot
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