Paranoid Parrot

Hear fireworks in the distance WWIII

Hear fireworks in the distance WWIII  Paranoid Parrot

iphone battery life is at 50% time to recharge it

iphone battery life is at 50% time to recharge it  Paranoid Parrot

Crossing a one-way street Looks both ways

Crossing a one-way street Looks both ways  Paranoid Parrot

Afraid to use fan on highest setting IT WILL Fly OFF!

Afraid to use fan on highest setting IT WILL Fly OFF!  Paranoid Parrot

unplug webcam while fapping just in case

unplug webcam while fapping just in case  Paranoid Parrot

Check out Facebook pics of a crush Compulsively check Activity log to make sure I didn't accidentally like any of them

Check out Facebook pics of a crush Compulsively check Activity log to make sure I didn't accidentally like any of them  Paranoid Parrot

google.com no wait.. i mean https://www.google.com

google.com
no wait.. i mean
https://www.google.com  Paranoid Parrot

Look over shoulder Look over shoulder again

Look over shoulder Look over shoulder again  Paranoid Parrot

RELATES TO ALL PARANOID PARROT MEMES FUCK THEY'RE WATCHING ME

RELATES TO ALL PARANOID PARROT MEMES FUCK THEY'RE WATCHING ME  Paranoid Parrot

Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)

Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)  Paranoid Parrot
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