Paranoid Parrot

Not english? They must be talking about me.

Not english? They must be talking about me.  Paranoid Parrot

Hears noises at night oh my god someone's living in my attic

Hears noises at night oh my god someone's living in my attic  Paranoid Parrot

see brake lights on the highway Speed trap ahead!

see brake lights on the highway Speed trap ahead!  Paranoid Parrot

Friend can't find his weed he thinks i've stolen it!

Friend can't find his weed he thinks i've stolen it!  Paranoid Parrot

Nobody liked my status nobody likes me

Nobody liked my status nobody likes me  Paranoid Parrot

Quickly pulls the shower curtain back just in case a robber is hiding there.

Quickly pulls the shower curtain back just in case a robber is hiding there.   Paranoid Parrot

Your nanny Smellin So? You serious bout life..

Your nanny Smellin So? You serious bout life..  Paranoid Parrot

Publicize Facebook birthday for the week leading up to it THEN TAKE IT DOWN AGAIN UNTIL NEXT YEAR

Publicize Facebook birthday for the week leading up to it THEN TAKE IT DOWN AGAIN UNTIL NEXT YEAR  Paranoid Parrot

ill see you in my lab on a bed faps hehehe gonna be one of mine soon

ill see you in my lab on a bed faps hehehe gonna be one of mine soon  Paranoid Parrot

Want to request my fbi file afraid it will arouse suspicion

Want to request my fbi file afraid it will arouse suspicion  Paranoid Parrot
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