Paranoid Parrot

wait for friend in car, lock doors unlock doors before he's in hearing range so he doesn't think your paranoid

wait for friend in car, lock doors unlock doors before he's in hearing range so he doesn't think your paranoid  Paranoid Parrot

drip urine on pants wash hands thoroughly to buy pants time to dry

drip urine on pants wash hands thoroughly to buy pants time to dry  Paranoid Parrot

No votes yet? better check with the mods...

No votes yet? better check with the mods...  Paranoid Parrot

First time partaking pees outside for a month

First time partaking  pees outside for a month  Paranoid Parrot

Embed link in comment After posting, check to make sure link works

Embed link in comment After posting, check to make sure link works  Paranoid Parrot

on personal computer still logs out of facebbook account

on personal computer still logs out of facebbook account  Paranoid Parrot

Take online Quiz Professor knows I'm googling the questions

Take online Quiz Professor knows I'm googling the questions  Paranoid Parrot

Genitals slightly itchy AIDS

Genitals slightly itchy AIDS  Paranoid Parrot

compared to college freshman im going to die

compared to college freshman im going to die  Paranoid Parrot

WHO IS THE KILLER?

WHO IS THE KILLER?  Paranoid Parrot
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