Paranoid Parrot

washes dishes in dishwasher sterilize them after

washes dishes in dishwasher sterilize them after  Paranoid Parrot

all enemies are missing at 10 mins "They're doing baron!!"

all enemies are missing at 10 mins

Feels Chest Pains I'm gonna die of a heart attack.

Feels Chest Pains I'm gonna die of a heart attack.  Paranoid Parrot

went number 2 at work everyone thinks I'm disgusting!

went number 2 at work everyone thinks I'm disgusting!  Paranoid Parrot

Family is leaving on vacation. Going to get left home alone!

Family is leaving
on vacation. Going to get left
home alone!  Paranoid Parrot

iphone battery life is at 50% time to recharge it

iphone battery life is at 50% time to recharge it  Paranoid Parrot

Puts credit card in back pocket for quick access Keeps hand on butt the entire day

Puts credit card in back pocket for quick access Keeps hand on butt the entire day  Paranoid Parrot

Girlfriend having slight pains EMERGENCY ROOM. NOW!

Girlfriend having slight pains EMERGENCY ROOM. NOW!  Paranoid Parrot

69 My favorite number

69 My favorite number  Paranoid Parrot

gets downvoted 3 times better delete post before more people downvote

gets downvoted 3 times better delete post before more people downvote  Paranoid Parrot
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