Paranoid Parrot

About to make a post or comment Checks it over for 15 minutes to make sure grammar and spelling are correct

About to make a post or comment Checks it over for 15 minutes to make sure grammar and spelling are correct   Paranoid Parrot

looks at ticker, realizes the person you're Facebook stalking is logged on Facebook Immediately panics and closes browser

looks at ticker, realizes the person you're Facebook stalking is logged on Facebook Immediately panics and closes browser  Paranoid Parrot

Mom cleans up my room Checks for cameras

Mom cleans up my room Checks for cameras  Paranoid Parrot

handicap stall in Shaw girl's bathroom too scared to pee

handicap stall in Shaw girl's bathroom too scared to pee  Paranoid Parrot

Opponent is zerg? I'm about to get 6 pooled.

Opponent is zerg? I'm about to get 6 pooled.  Paranoid Parrot

at the store buying a new backpack for school unzip it before checking out so they won't think i'm using it to shoplift shit

at the store buying a new backpack for school unzip it before checking out so they won't think i'm using it to shoplift shit  Paranoid Parrot

Finishes exam first Assumes he missed every question

Finishes exam first Assumes he missed every question  Paranoid Parrot

PHONE RINGS THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE

PHONE RINGS THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE  Paranoid Parrot

Just put the keys in the bag? Better check again just to be sure

Just put the keys in the bag? Better check again just to be sure   Paranoid Parrot

you ask me if I want a cracker? does a midget want to see the top shelf?

you ask me if I want a cracker? does a midget want to see the top shelf?  Paranoid Parrot
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