Paranoid Parrot

submits picture of new bud on r/trees deletes

submits picture of new bud on r/trees   deletes  Paranoid Parrot

Paid for anonymous torrent using credit card paranoia whipsaw

Paid for anonymous torrent using credit card paranoia whipsaw  Paranoid Parrot

can't connect to employer's VPN I've been fired

can't connect to employer's VPN I've been fired  Paranoid Parrot

mom tells you to turn down the volume on your laptop move it down to 0%, then click mute to be sure

mom tells you to turn down the volume on your laptop move it down to 0%, then click mute to be sure  Paranoid Parrot

wear 4 condoms she's pregnant

wear 4 condoms she's pregnant  Paranoid Parrot

dont plug in headphones the computer is listening to your thoughts

dont plug in headphones  the computer is listening to your thoughts  Paranoid Parrot

Sees Emergency Lights Fuck They're Watching Me

Sees Emergency Lights  Fuck They're Watching Me  Paranoid Parrot

Never hire housekeepers Who knows what they'll do

Never hire housekeepers Who knows what they'll do  Paranoid Parrot

forgot to wear a belt to work i'm getting fired

forgot to wear a belt to work i'm getting fired  Paranoid Parrot

friend starts looking through your phone panic

friend starts looking through your phone panic  Paranoid Parrot
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