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Paranoid Parrot

Watches garage door as it closes So the murderer cant roll under at the last second

Watches garage door as it closes So the murderer cant roll under at the last second Paranoid Parrot
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Doctor says "I'll see you soon" as I'm leaving He's not telling me something

Doctor says
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Brushed up against at concert immediately check pocket for wallet

Brushed up against at concert immediately check pocket for wallet Paranoid Parrot
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Has random weird thought in class look around to make sure no one can read minds

Has random weird thought in class look around to make sure no one can read minds Paranoid Parrot
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Studies ex-girlfriends new baby photos Just to make sure it isnt mine

Studies ex-girlfriends new baby photos Just to make sure it isnt mine Paranoid Parrot
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KNOWS THAT THE APARTMENT IS EMPTY EVERY AFTERNOON BETTER CHECK EVERY FUCKIN' ROOM BEFORE TURNING THE PORN ON

KNOWS THAT THE APARTMENT IS EMPTY EVERY AFTERNOON BETTER CHECK EVERY FUCKIN' ROOM BEFORE TURNING THE PORN ON Paranoid Parrot
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Revises meme many times "Never mind, I shouldn't post it anyway. Reddit wouldn't like it"

Revises meme many times
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take dogs out to pee before bed bring wallet so they can identify the body

take dogs out to pee before bed bring wallet so they can identify the body Paranoid Parrot
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Thinks something insulting about a stranger Immediately thinks nice things in case they can read minds

Thinks something insulting about a stranger Immediately thinks nice things in case they can read minds Paranoid Parrot
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Date girl way out of your league Something must be wrong with her

Date girl way out of your league Something must be wrong with her Paranoid Parrot
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