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Paranoid Parrot

Drink my Own Urine no poison in it before

Drink my Own Urine no poison in it before Paranoid Parrot
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Get a "breaking news" email It's the end of the world

Get a
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Lasers Turn on in Dance Club Oh god I'm Surrounded by Predators

Lasers Turn on in Dance Club Oh god I'm Surrounded by Predators Paranoid Parrot
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about to walk past homeless person shove everything of value into pockets

about to walk past homeless person shove everything of value into pockets Paranoid Parrot
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friends asks to use computer discreetly delete browsing history

friends asks to use computer discreetly delete browsing history Paranoid Parrot
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lock door open door, lock again and test door to make sure it's locked correctly

lock door open door, lock again and test door to make sure it's locked correctly Paranoid Parrot
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Gets new computer. One link is slow to load, "I already have a virus!"

Gets new computer. One link is slow to load,
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finished with work early today pretends to work an extra hour so boss doesn't think i'm slacking

finished with work early today pretends to work an extra hour so boss doesn't think i'm slacking Paranoid Parrot
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sees cop car behind him puts right blinker on 100ft before the turn

sees cop car behind him puts right blinker on 100ft before the turn Paranoid Parrot
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GOES TO THE BATHROOM, ADJACENT TO DINNING ROOM THEY'RE ALL LISTENING

GOES TO THE BATHROOM, ADJACENT TO DINNING ROOM THEY'RE ALL LISTENING Paranoid Parrot
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