Paranoid Parrot

Looks up the symptoms for Pancreatic Cancer on Wikipedia oh, shit...

Looks up the symptoms for Pancreatic Cancer on Wikipedia oh, shit...  Paranoid Parrot

Mosquito bite OMG MALARIA

Mosquito bite OMG MALARIA  Paranoid Parrot

vacant alley this is where i die

vacant alley this is where i die  Paranoid Parrot

Keeps fan on low during summer heat in fear if turned up any higher, a blade will fly off and hit me in the middle of the night

Keeps fan on low during summer heat in fear if turned up any higher, a blade will fly off and hit me in the middle of the night  Paranoid Parrot

Girl hides photo albums on facebook She knew what i've done with those

Girl hides photo albums on facebook She knew what i've done with those  Paranoid Parrot

Sketchy looking car drives by your car duck, just incase they try a drive-by

Sketchy looking car drives by your car duck, just incase they try a drive-by  Paranoid Parrot

Puts a period at the end of a text message They think i'm angry at them

Puts a period at the end of a text message They think i'm angry at them  Paranoid Parrot

Phone rings when home alone guaranteed to be a murderer

Phone rings when home alone guaranteed to be a murderer  Paranoid Parrot

boss doesn't make eye contact oh god I'm fired

boss doesn't make eye contact  oh god I'm fired  Paranoid Parrot

Head starts hurting Slender Man is following me

Head starts hurting Slender Man is following me  Paranoid Parrot
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